sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

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pansexualfacts:

Fact: Pansexuals are greedy. Even greedier than their bisexual sister species. It is very common for a pansexual to hoard sexual partners like a dragon hoards treasure. An unrelated fact: Pansexuals are dragons.

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